- Life is so not a box of chocolates
- You’re incapable of falling in love at 15. (especially if you still have side bangs)
- Side bangs are okay if you part your hair in a normal spot. not all the way over by your ear.
- There is always such a thing as too much eye liner.
- Just because everyone has an ugly American Apparel skirt doesn’t mean you need one too.
- Nothing is cool because everyone likes it.
- Boys are dumb. no matter how hold they are or their grade point average.
- Don’t do something to make yourself feel “mature”
- Stay a kid for as long as humanly possible.
- Don’t shut your mom out to be cool.
- Your mom is always cooler then you.
- Just because it’s $1 doesn’t mean it’s cute.
- Just because its $300 doesn’t mean it’s cute.
- 80’s romcoms will always understand you more then modern social media
- It’s okay to cry and eat popcorn all day.
- It’s okay to care way too much.
- It’s okay to not care at all.
- You should probably put some thought into cutting all your hair off before you get to the hairdresser.
- Don’t spend all your money at a flea market.
- Revenge is overrated.